No travel diary would be complete without a couple of cautionary tales. As it happens, our second day in Valpo furnished not one, but two. Both involved thefts, and one involved violent Chilean self-proclaimed lesbians.
Let me explain.
No travel diary would be complete without a couple of cautionary tales. As it happens, our second day in Valpo furnished not one, but two. Both involved thefts, and one involved violent Chilean self-proclaimed lesbians.
Let me explain.
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Tagged: Chile, faux lesbian gang, robbery, tourist scam, travel, trip, Valpo
Sixteen hours travel – give or take – took us from the Humboldt penguins to the cultural heart of Chile, Valparaiso. Known as Valpo to its inhabitants, the port city was for a time the home of Pablo Neruda, one of Chile’s greatest poets. It is a quirky place, combining dockside grit with urban escapism, all in a picture postcard perfect setting.
We rolled in to town early in the morning, fresh as daisies after another oh-so-wonderful all night bus trip. As we wandered bleary-eyed through the streets, Valpo woke up around us. Empty streets filled with vendors, then workers, and then shoppers; the pre-dawn peace gave way to the noise and colour and bustle in the streets near the water’s edge.

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Tagged: Chile, funicular, Pablo Neruda, travel, trip, Valparaiso
We awoke early to the sound of the ocean, the gentle rhythm of the surf gradually reminding us of where we were — in a tent on a beach on the shore of the Pacific Ocean. All in all, not a bad place to be.

Jose and Patty were already awake by the time we stumbled out in to the daylight, and after a quick breakfast, Manuela and I piled into Jose’s truck and headed out to the wharf. As we drove, Jose explained to us that it never, ever rained there. It promptly started to drizzle, but Jose valiantly pointed to his useless windshield wipers as evidence that this was the exception, not the rule.
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Tagged: Chile, dolphins, fur seals, guano wars, Humboldt penguins, pelicans, penguins, poachers, travel, trip
Most locations we visited during our South American travels were profiled in our trusty Lonely Planet guidebook. If not profiled, they were at least mentioned in passing. Today, however, we resolved to step off the beaten track, to go where no Lonely Planet editor had gone before — to visit the National Humboldt Penguin Reserve.
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Tagged: Chile, Domeyko, hitchhiking, Humboldt National Reserve, Humboldt penguins, travel, trip
Following our escape from Uyuni the previous day to San Pedro de Atacama in Chile, we caught an overnight bus to Bahia Inglesa. Bahia Inglesa (literally, “English Bay”) is a beach resort located on the Pacific Ocean near the city of Copiapo, Chile. It’s known for seashell-white sands, good surfing, and turquoise blue waters. In the high season, it’s packed with vacationing Chilenos, but we arrived during autumn.
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Tagged: Bahia Inglesa, beach, Chile, travel
After a very cold night in the unheated hostel on the shores of Lago Colorado, we woke up early. Really early. The plan was to head out by 4:30 A.M., in order to see the sunrise over the Sol de Manana geysers, an immense field of steam and bubbling mud located some 5000m above sea level. Predictably, the truck didn’t start again. Less predictably, it continued to not start, even after we pushed it up a rather steep hill (with the help of several other tourists staying at the hostel and a cable tow from another SUV) and rolled it back down again.
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Tagged: Bolivia, Dali Desert, Laguna Blanca, Laguna Verde, Salvador Dali, Sol de Manana geysers, Southwest circuit, trip
We started the day with a bit of exercise, as the truck once again declined to start. In an effort to keep things interesting, this time we had to push it along a slight uphill incline, and Carlos the driver dropped it into reverse in order to get it started.
It worked though, and soon we were on our way.
The truck jounced along merrily, as we took in the arid landscapes and listened to classic sounds of the ’80s and ’90s on Carlos’ very well-used mix tape (one of three we had for the entire trip). About an hour later, we found ourselves gawking at the second major attraction along the Southwest Circuit: flocks of flamingos!
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Tagged: Bolivia, flamingos, lago colorado, rock tree, Salar de Uyuni, Southwest circuit, trip
Well, we’re finally back in Canada. It’s a sad moment in some ways, though it’s also good to be back on Mountain Daylight Time. Among other things, it finally gives me a bit of time to write a bit about our trip before the memories start to fade. So, here goes…
Our first step on our month-long adventure was an all night bus ride from La Paz to the town of Uyuni. Once there, we quickly surveyed the town, and signed on with a likely looking tour operator to do a 3-day swing through Bolivia’s “Southwest Circuit.” Our first stop on said tour was the Salar de Uyuni, located in southwest Bolivia. It’s the largest salt flat in the world, and one of the most surreal places on earth. If I were to make a film about purgatory, I’d film it here. I’ve never seen so much nothingness — just blue and white, stretching on towards infinity. It’s the one place in the world where formal modern art accurately captures the world.
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Tagged: Bolivia, Salar de Uyuni, trip
Again, it’s been awhile since my last entry. Again, apologies for the downtime. Manuela and I have been travelling pretty much non-stop since the beginning of April, but our days as rolling stones are nearing an end (for now). As of the end of April, it’ll be back to Canada. It’ll be a while before I post an account of the full trip (well, highlights of the full trip — I’ll say relatively little about the 150 hours we spent on buses), but I’ll get the process started now. I thought the easiest way to cover what we’ve been up to is to simply make daily entries summarizing what we covered. I realize that the world probably does not need another public travel diary, but I’m fairly certain it won’t be the first or last superfluous thing posted online. So, over the next while, I’ll put up entries summarizing our trip across Bolivia’s great salt flats, past a portion of the penguin population in Chile, our encounters with the thriving and thieving life in Valparaiso, and so on. Also, there will be pictures. Hope you enjoy…
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Tagged: update
Apologies for not posting anything in the last little while. We’ve been exploring bits of Bolivia and Chile for the last week and a half, and it turns out that it’s difficult to both travel and write about travelling simultaneously. Given the choice between writing about an adventure and having one, I must admit I’ll generally opt for the latter. Still, I hope to keep up with the blog in some capacity as we continue around the continent; hopefully I’ll soon have the time and the technology to upload some pictures and provide a quick run-down of all that we’ve been seeing and doing.
In the meantime, I’ve posted a slide show of pictures we took a couple of weeks ago, during our trip to Peru.
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Tagged: Arequipa, condors, Peru, travelling